Episodes

Episode 1

In which Drew gets a new co-host and, apparently, also a new format for his radio show.

 

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Episode 1 Transcript (PDF)

 

Episode 2

In which Harrison picks a new deejay name, Drew pretends it’s not sexy, and a fake relationship shows up.

 

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Episode 3

In which Drew and Harrison make small talk about their weekends, get an update from the egg baby project, and give advice to a twinky kept boy.

Oh, and Harrison compares himself to a prism.

 

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Episode 4

In which a librarian shakes Sidlesmith’s worldview, and Drew and Harrison manage to have a missed connection while sitting right next to each other.

 

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Episode 5

In which there is a bullet journal, some Harridrew shippers, and a person down the hall whose packages Harrison keeps getting and they only order sex toys.

 

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Episode 6

In which there’s no longer any reason for a fake girlfriend — and Drew has a very important question for Harrison.

 

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Episode 7

In which Drew and Harrison get dirty in the library stacks, and sadly, that’s not a euphemism.

 

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katie kenopsia, sdlibrarian, Suze Howe, Tori W, anonymous, Marie, Thalia, Noel, Hilary Blake, Corinne, peridotlines, docsmartypants, Rebecca Alexander, Anne, Kira A., Bridge, Katie C., Kat (asexualchloe), Shivangi Sikri, Lethe, carbonbased000, Audrey, agingfangirl, Alana, Shenee, Jenna, Ambre Marshall,  Lunylovegoodlover, and Lyd

 

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Sound Effects Wizards

Kaleidotrope owes thanks to a litany of stock sound effects creators who’ve allowed us to use their work. These include:

  • Lena Orsa – creator of the delightful orchestral ditty you hear each week in our outro music and prominently in our trailer.
  • Setuniman and Jim R.S. Bjorklund, who together provided the opening music and drums you hear in our trailer.
  • Symphoid and Sirkoto51, who contributed the creepy musical segments you hear in our trailer.
  • Miscellaneous musical and sound effects by FoolBoyMedia, Vendarro, eardeer, Herbert Boland, filmsandfx, and SoundsExciting.